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Jeppson's Malort 750ML

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UPC: 021037010190
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Product of: USA
Varietal/Type: Liqueur
Size: 750ML
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Jeppson's Malort 750ML

Jeppson's Malört has the aroma and full-bodied flavor of an unusual botanical. Its bitter taste is savored by two-fisted drinkers. - Producer

5 based on 17 reviews. Leave a Review.
Malört
Written by Jason Koschkee on 11th Oct 2019

Tastes like asbestos with a hint of ear wax. Just the way I remember. Love it!

Tastes like donkey piss
Written by Chad on 24th Sep 2019

It’s sterile and I like the taste

Malort
Written by William Chappell on 20th Jun 2019

I personally like the taste of Malort in very small sips. I wanted to see the Malort face of my daughter her husband and her in-laws. It was quite funny. My daughters father in law and I sat down for a number of slow sips to enjoy the grapefruit and orange peel after taste (after the 1st shock of course). Worth the money for shipping to New York. A different and interesting experience.

Malort
Written by Jim on 16th May 2019

I bought this because of Frosty Heidi and Frank on KLOS 95.5FM. It really isn't that bad.

Malort - nectar of the gods
Written by Del Griffith on 7th Dec 2018

Malort is easily the greatest liquid created by anyone, ever. It tastes like magic and anyone who says otherwise is a fool or a Communist. The only drawback is that it isn't distributed across the country but luckily you can get it shipped. I can't recommend Malort highly enough. Once you try it you will be hooked forever.

Malort
Written by Patrick on 29th Jun 2018

EXCELLENT! We are definitely among the 2%.

Malort
Written by Jennifer on 20th Mar 2018

Not really a smell to be smelled. When you first shoot it - it tastes like any other shot ... then it changes ... it morphs into a floral hop punch to the face x 1000. What is that I taste? A memory? A flower? Gasoline? Nothing you chase it with will help the bitterness leave your mouth. You are strapped in until it slowly disappears. YOLO. ~ Cheers

Liquid Disappointment
Written by Matt on 30th Sep 2017

Everyone should have a shot of Malört just to remind them that every bad decision in their life can be translated into a flavor. It's also a great bottle to keep on your desk at work should anyone try to snag a pour without permission. The five stages of grieving are all experienced. First you deny that you just consumed something that tastes like rotten oranges and pennies. Then you get angry at the person who served you this shot. Bargaining comes in when you try to chase the flavor out of your mouth with literally anything in arms reach, which never works. Depression will come over you as no matter what you do, you can't make the taste leave. Finally you accept your fate, and look forward to sharing this experience with others.

Chicago's Own Liquid Masochism
Written by Alex on 23rd Feb 2017

After having some friends physically shuttle some Jeppson's Malort from Illinois to New York, we decided to take some initiative and order a couple of bottles ourselves for a recent winter trip to Vermont. Malort tastes-- I would imagine-- like sausage made from the small intestines of a long-departed corpse...but in a good way, once you get used to it. Wonderful right out the bottle, as a snow cone, as a fruit marinade, or as a loosening agent in a hair smoothie. After the first tip, you think "There's no way I could finish a single bottle in ten lifetimes" but I will tell you, that assessment quickly changes once the sensation grows on you. Since I am nearly positive the glass itself will disintegrate before the contents inside are compromised, I would say to order a few bottles...just in case.

Best drink to serve someone you hate.
Written by Elliot B Edmunds on 20th Oct 2016

This taste like mildew and amonia.

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