Jeppson's Malort 750ML

Definitely an acquired taste

The nectar of the gods. We call it "the judge" because it truly draws the line, separates the chosen from the herd. People tell horror stories of the taste, but it is divine. It pulls no punches and contains multitudes. I've ordered boxes of it to ensure friends are not without a bottle in their home. Kudos to the Liquor Barn for shipping it to those who live outside of IL. Long live Jeppson's Malört, and drink Malört to live long. Good for what ails you!

Don't buy this terribly awful drink. I definitely fought my dad after one shot. I immediately regretted my life choices after purchasing. Will likely buy many more bottles and repeat this mistake.

A mild front taste, a slightly bitter swallow, and all is well until your first exhale afterwards. That first breath out, though, feels like it could peel lacquer off of wooden surfaces. And the taste that lingers is like if something crawled in a log, died, and then you ate the log. I think I've bought around ten bottles now, for myself and as gifts for friends who don't believe how awful that aftertaste is. We're now on a mission to find a cocktail that makes it drinkable. 0/10 for taste, will order again.

Ordered 6 bottles and had it sent in for Christmas. Within 24 hours 2 bottles were gone and no one had Malort Face. Some were sipping it like a good whiskey.

Not what was expected. But going to buy a few more bottles :)

I JUST LOVE THIS STUFF. NOT JOKING. I GUESS I AM STRONGER THAN MOST.

Jeppson's Malort is special and I prefer its taste over Fernet. Malort is less bad than I thought it'd be, but my taste buds are kind of burnt off from eating spicy chicken wings. Purchased a bottle online recently, and it made the trek to me without issue. No leakage!

Our family's favorite medicinal --a fun drink. Good fast service the Liquor Barn.

Bottles showed up fine. Bottle contents were Malort so y’all know what it was…