I JUST LOVE THIS STUFF. NOT JOKING. I GUESS I AM STRONGER THAN MOST.
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Jeppson's Malort 750ML
Jeppson's Malört has the aroma and full-bodied flavor of an unusual botanical. Its bitter taste is savored by two-fisted drinkers. - Producer
Jeppson's Malort is special and I prefer its taste over Fernet. Malort is less bad than I thought it'd be, but my taste buds are kind of burnt off from eating spicy chicken wings. Purchased a bottle online recently, and it made the trek to me without issue. No leakage!
Our family's favorite medicinal --a fun drink. Good fast service the Liquor Barn.
Bottles showed up fine. Bottle contents were Malort so y’all know what it was…
It tastes like a pine tree that's been doused in gasoline. But, since that's apparently what the manufacturer was going for, they absolutely nailed it. Five stars.
It tastes like a burnt rubber band dipped in bug spray. Five stars.
I hear and see a lot of people drink this and also tell me its horrible. I am not a Liquor drinker, but i said why not try it. Had a shot of it and i found this product to be amazing, and no i am not trying to trick you into drinking it.
I didn't buy this for its delicious taste. I wanted to have a fun experience giving my friends and family a comically-bad liquor. This ain't it. I kinda like it! It's got a bitterness somewhat akin to biting into grapefruit membrane, which I rather enjoy.
This stuff is disgusting, it tastes like stomach bile. I knew it was gross when I ordered it because I've had it before and was aware of its interesting taste but you can't find it anywhere besides the Chicago area. Liquor barn was quick with shipping and it arrived undamaged. 10/10 on liquor barn 0/10 for malort. only give this to people you don't like.
I tried this in the Green Mill jazz club in Chicago and said, I have to buy a bottle before I go home to NY. I never got around to it, but I figured I could just buy it in my local liquor store. They didn't have it. Stew Leonard's? No. Astor Wines? They'd never even heard of it. I found it online in several places, but when I got to the shipping info part of each purchase, I'd get a pop-up "We cannot ship to your area." It's really a Chicago exclusive. But Liquor Barn came through! Enjoying a sip right now. Malort has wormwood, but only half the alcohol of absinthe. It tastes almost like aquavit, but much more bitter (which is probably why people tend to either love it or hate it). Highly recommended for when you want that Windy City vibe.