Jeppson's Malort 750ML Gift Set

I just shared this off to someone that I needed to "unfriend' in person.

Purchased this gift set for both myself and a friend. The ornament is lovely. The Malort is stunning. By stunning, i mean shocking. The after-taste would be a great pallet cleanser if one... uh... imagine the thing you can not stand to eat. Anything! Animal, vegetable, or mineral... it will cleanse that (and eradicate your dignity should anyone photograph your first tasting). Malort: sorta like drinking aged pine tree sap that is for some reason also oily.... solid 3 stars.

Sent to friends in Florida who keep a tasting journal and were excited to receive something new. You'll just have to imagine the reaction video.

I like going for long reflective solo walks on the beach with a bottle of Malort in my hand. The refreshing taste of burnt tar, bile, rat poison with a dash of Hitlers ashes makes for a cacophony of flavor in your mouth. Make no mistake, this is a five star product that commands the upmost respect from anyone who decides to put the fortuitous fluid to their lips.

I ordered the Malort Christmas gift box and had it sent to my friend in California. I am beyond impressed with the service and delivery. It arrived early and in one piece! Thank you so much! I will definitely use your home delivery again.

Sweet Home Chicago!